Things I've done as a Producer include:

• Sourced a race car and an entire pit crew.

• Built enough bathroom sets with working showers that a plumbing apprenticeship feels within reach.

• Befriended half of Melbourne's filming permit officers.

• Made a giant tampon out of twisting balloons.

• Tracked down obscure props through increasingly niche corners of the internet.

• Managed budgets, schedules, crews, talent, locations, and countless moving parts without (usually) losing my mind.

Turns out production is mostly just solving one impossible-sounding problem after another, and I really really love it.